Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize