Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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