some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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