there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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