im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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