i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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