Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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