morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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