playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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