We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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