So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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