..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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