everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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