Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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