well you can't waste a boner
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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