Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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