we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize