i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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