She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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