ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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