he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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