My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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