I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
