Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He uses pillows to masturbate.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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