I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Randomize
