His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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