Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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