So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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