I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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