I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize