And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My balls are so social today.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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