just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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