That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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