After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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