have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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