Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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