So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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