absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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