Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Randomize
