I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
