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I intend to get homeless drunk
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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