He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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