Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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