Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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