Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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