If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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