Its about making memories worth repressing
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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