Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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