I bet he comes in French.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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