you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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