Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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