For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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