Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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