apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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